Today is FIRING DAY!
I don't use the word 'fired' lightly, being among the recently terminated. But today is firing day. I'm hoping that, like New Year's Eve, this is an out with the old, in with the new kind of thing, but only tomorrow will tell. For now, the fired list:
Yes on Prop. 8
The campaign which tells us that legalising tolerance is a bad thing. That reminds us that moral judgements are more important than equal rights. Fired.
Charles Todd, NBC News Political Director
Dear Chuck Todd, NBC News Political Director,
If you think that John McCain's "plight" is "
tragically Shakespearean", you have clearly never read or seen Shakespeare.
Kthxdie.
Vavia
P.S. Your severance package will consist of one (1) copy of Shakespeare's Complete Works. Give 'em a read.
ABC Network (the whole thing)
Firing of half of the only lesbian couple on network TV, and then forcing the show creator who didn't want to fire her to cover for it,
and de-bisexualizing another character at the same time? Buh-bye.
Alaska's State Personnel Board
How is it humanly possible to declare Sarah Palin not guilty of a breach of ethics in Troopergate? Are you human?
Las Vegas Costume Contests
For not declaring
sparklegirl79's AWESOME Ursula costume the winner it so obviously is.
All of the above and many others are hereby escorted from the building by security and will not be given positive references. Thank you.
I'd also like to announce one NEW HIRE to the
dramaturgca Board of People Who Are Cool.
Congressman Rush Holt, Jr. of the New Jersey 12th District, for being the only Quaker in the House and for being a physicist who issues bumper stickers which say "My Congressman
IS a rocket scientist".