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[bardic_lady]

gakked from bria_ferguson

01. DO YOU HAVE ON A LOT OF MAKE-UP?
None at all.

02. HOW MUCH DO YOU PUT ON?
Lipstick or gloss most days, eyeshadow when I have time.

03. HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO GET READY?
Um...about seven minutes?

04. DO YOU PUT ON A LOT OF LIPGLOSS?
Not a lot.

05. DOES YOUR LIPGLOSS SMELL GOOD?
Like makeup...

06. DO YOU CARRY A PURSE?
Most of the time.

07. WHAT COLOR IS IT?
At the moment, navy blue.

08. HAVE PEOPLE WHO REGULARLY SPEND $400 ON A PURSE LOST THEIR MINDS? WHAT ABOUT $4000?
Regularly yeah.

09. DO YOU HAVE A COACH BAG?
Nope

10. DO YOU HAVE A LOUIS VUITTON?
Nope

11. HOW MANY PURSES DO YOU HAVE?
Six or seven, but only two that are actually usable.

12. DO YOU LIKE TO WEAR NAILPOLISH?
All the time, it keeps me from biting my nails.

13. HOW OFTEN DO YOU GET YOUR NAILS DONE?
Professionally, never. I do my own nails about once a week.

14. DO YOU LIKE MANICURES?
Never had one.

15. WHAT ABOUT PEDICURES?
See above.

16. DO YOU HAVE A USUAL NAIL SALON YOU GO TO?
See abover.

17. WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR HAIR CUT?
Someplace different everytime. And I'm overdue...

18. DO YOU DYE YOUR HAIR?
Occasionally, depending on my mood.

19. DO YOU STRAIGHTEN YOUR HAIR?
Rarely.

20. DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF PAIRS OF SHOES?
Yeah...

21. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE SHOES?
Truthfully, barefoot is my favorite

22. CAN YOU FATHOM SPENDING $400 ON A PAIR OF SHOES?
Oh yeah.

23. DO YOU WEAR HEELS EVERYWHERE?
No, but a lot of the time.

24. CAN YOU WALK IN HEELS AND NOT FALL OVER?
Uh, yes.

25. WHERE DO YOU BUY YOUR CLOTHES?
All over the place. Old Navy for jeans, Penney's and Nordstrom and Macy's for other things. VS for underwear.

26. DO YOU GO SHOPPING EVERY WEEK?
Hah. I wish.

27. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE STORE?
Mmm...Amazon.com? Hot Topic? Jessica McClintock?

28. HOW MUCH DO YOU USUALLY SPEND?
As little as possible.

29. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN DIOR?
No.

30. DO YOU FOLLOW FASHION TRENDS?
Not really at all. I like what I like.

31. DO YOU HAVE A PAIR OF HUGE SUNGLASSES?
Nope, not my style.

32. HAVE YOU PUNCHED HOLES IN YOUR EARS AS A CONVENIENT PLACE TO HANG JEWELRY?
Yup, though there are plenty of other options.

33. HOW ABOUT OTHER PLACES?
Nope.

34. YOU REALIZE YOU LOSE GIRLY-GIRL POINTS FOR THAT LAST QUESTION, RIGHT?
Huh?

35. HOW MANY PAIRS OF EARRINGS DO YOU HAVE?
Um...probably fifty or sixty pairs?

36. DO YOU WEAR HOOP EARRINGS?
I love dangly earrings.

37. DO YOU HAVE A LOT OF SKIRTS?
Several.

38. DO YOU OWN ANY PRICEY SKIN CARE PRODUCTS?
No, not really.

39. DO YOU GET YOUR EYE BROWS DONE?
Nope.

40. CAN YOU APPLY MASCARA WITHOUT OPENING YOUR MOUTH?
Uh, yeah. Is that hard?

41. DO YOU WEAR A LOT OF EYELINER?
Never, I don't know how to apply it...

42. CAN YOU CHANGE A SPARE TIRE?
Theoretically

43. WOULD YOU KNOW IF THERE WAS A SQUID ON YOUR MANIFOLD?
Um...a what in my what?

44. DO YOU DO PILATES OR YOGA?
Neither.

45. DO YOU HAVE A LOT OF MAGAZINES?
Way, way too many.

In conclusion, I think I fail at girliness.