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So, my computer is suddenly running slower than all hell. I'm running Virus Scan, though it's supposed to be scanning all the time to catch things. Tried to run Spybot. It spewed forth error messages. In German. WTF? I feel this is a bad thing.

I fear for my baby...

More fraktacular nightmares.
This time of the rape variety.
I need a full night's sleep.

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And we learn once again that, with people out of my age group, I am BAD WITH PEOPLE. We went to a barbeque in Seal Beach at the house of people my father has known since forabsolutelyever. With about one exception, I had met everyone there multiple times and they all remember me from when I was wee. And despite the fact that most of you who read this know me as someone who cannot-to-save-her-life-shut-up, I think I said a grand total of fifty words. I sat and was polite, until I got out my book, and looked vaguely decorative and entirely serious. I was lectured about how people in showbiz starve and shouldn't I be studying something useful? I nodded a lot and drank a caffeinated soda that proceeded to play havoc with my digestion. And then we came home and I was lectured about being anti-social. Woohoo. Happy Memorial Day. For those of you keeping track, it is now appropriate to wear white.

To lighten the mood, a couple of jokes from the Prarie Home Companion joke CDs:

One for the music-y types (akumakei and melomena in particular)

Son: Dad, I wanna be a musician when I grow up!
Dad: Well, you can't have it both ways

and one for the usual suspects (lornelover, amaresu, seino_chan, cupiecake, hacilar666...)

What's the difference between erotic and kinky?

Erotic is using a feather, kinky is using the whole chicken!

Thank you, you've been a wonderful audience, don't forget to tip your waiters...

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In the midst of playing about forty games of Taipei, I realized the answers to two questions that have been plaguing me. This is good.

And I absolutely recognize that one of the answers will, if I ever mention it, make everyone throw things at me and tell me to get counseling, but that's my story and I'm sticking with it.