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[bardic_lady]

And we learn once again that, with people out of my age group, I am BAD WITH PEOPLE. We went to a barbeque in Seal Beach at the house of people my father has known since forabsolutelyever. With about one exception, I had met everyone there multiple times and they all remember me from when I was wee. And despite the fact that most of you who read this know me as someone who cannot-to-save-her-life-shut-up, I think I said a grand total of fifty words. I sat and was polite, until I got out my book, and looked vaguely decorative and entirely serious. I was lectured about how people in showbiz starve and shouldn't I be studying something useful? I nodded a lot and drank a caffeinated soda that proceeded to play havoc with my digestion. And then we came home and I was lectured about being anti-social. Woohoo. Happy Memorial Day. For those of you keeping track, it is now appropriate to wear white.

To lighten the mood, a couple of jokes from the Prarie Home Companion joke CDs:

One for the music-y types (akumakei and melomena in particular)

Son: Dad, I wanna be a musician when I grow up!
Dad: Well, you can't have it both ways

and one for the usual suspects (lornelover, amaresu, seino_chan, cupiecake, hacilar666...)

What's the difference between erotic and kinky?

Erotic is using a feather, kinky is using the whole chicken!

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