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If LiveJournal were an anime... LiveJournal Username Do you watch anime? Yes.No.OMG YES!!!!!**** no!Only the good stuff, like Hayao Miyazaki.Only the good stuff, like Dragonball Z.What is this anime of which you speak? Do you speak Japanese? Hai, nihon-go ga dekimasu.Ano, sukoshi nihon-go ga dekimasu...I'd like to learn.BAKA!!!! KAZE NO KIZU!!! RYUTSUISEN!!!!Sashimi, tempura, ramen. I think I'm good.Like, no way, dude. Do you read Japanese? Yes.I read hiragana and katakana, but not kanji.I read hiragana or katakana, but not both and not kanji.Um, that one is 'ku', I think...KAZE!!!! MIZU!!!!! HI!!!!!No, I only read romanji.No, I only read English. What if LiveJournal were an anime? OMG YES!!!!My eyes would be big and shiny.I'd shoot myself.I'd commit hara-kiri.I'd be a high-school student by day and a ninja by night.Do I get to wear a sailor suit? Pick a Beach Boys song. KokomoSurfin' SafariSurfin' USADo You Wanna Dance?Good VibrationsHeroes and VilliansOther*Shoots the author of this quiz*WTF?!What does this have to do with anime? The performer of the opening theme sanguirerose The magical girl sir_gareth The talking animal mozartzbitch The lecherous old man copperbadge The teenager who uses ancient magic to win games tahira_saki The fifteen-year-old Japanese girl with blond hair and a D cup athenienne Number of seasons it would last 31,871 Quiz created by Elizabeth at Blog Quiz

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Good morning, this is your flight attendant speaking. The bed problem we have been experiencing has been solved by actually finding the hole and patching it, as opposed to the patching a place with no hole in it that was done previously *facepalm*
Jac suggested that my mattress deflating was a symbol of my life problems. So, my problem is clearly fixing things that don't need fixing and not fixing things that do. Whee. So, now I get to sit for 45 minutes and wait for the glue to dry, so I can reinflate my mattress and sleep.

In other news...

Nope. There's no other news. None.

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Repeat after me:

I must not have weird ass nightmares anymore. I do not work in an abortion clinic with various people I don't like who are trying to kill me. My family is not going elect a pope, and if they did, it would be neither my brother nor me. My school is not a place of evil, training people to be anti-popes...

Why am I having Catholic dreams during Passover?

On the pluses side, my bed does not appear to have deflated during the night.