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bardic_lady ([personal profile] bardic_lady) wrote2005-10-18 03:41 am

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Good morning, happy travelers! It's 3:42 am, do you know where your brain is?
Please settle yourself in for a nice long flight with us. At various points during the day, flight attendants will come throught the cabin with food and non-alcoholic beverages, as well as decks of cards and complimentary headphones. We hope you have a pleasant flight with us today. Remember, padded planes are always in vogue...