Jul. 11th, 2009

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Jul. 11th, 2009 01:03 am
bardic_lady: (chessy - peek-a-boo)
When you know you need help:

You read "U.S. Wiretaps" as "U.S. Weretaps" and your mind goes on a merry journey through furred rockettes, shoes with furry taps, and kegs shaped like werewolves. And then you realize you were looking at the New York Times top headline.


P.S. I sit here and realize that the plushies in my direct line of sight are a puppy, a 'potamus (the Pharaoh Potmose the Third), a popple, 2 pandas, and a platypus. Alliteration can't be wrong when it feels so right...
  • I Feel: nuttier than a fruitcake
  • I'm Here: My room
  • I Hear: Rainbow Connection - Kermit the Frog: The Muppet Movie
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Here's Where I Stand

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I Cannot Hide What I Am

I must be sad when I have cause and smile
at no man's jests, eat when I have stomach and wait
for no man's leisure, sleep when I am drowsy and
tend on no man's business, laugh when I am merry and
claw no man in his humour...
I had rather be a canker in a hedge than a rose in
his grace, and it better fits my blood to be
disdained of all than to fashion a carriage to rob
love from any: in this, though I cannot be said to
be a flattering honest man, it must not be denied
but I am a plain-dealing villain. I am trusted with
a muzzle and enfranchised with a clog; therefore I
have decreed not to sing in my cage. If I had my
mouth, I would bite; if I had my liberty, I would do
my liking: in the meantime let me be that I am and
seek not to alter me.

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