bardic_lady: (lee - piece of work)
I wrote a thing! Sort of unintentionally. Whee! Songfic, nominally or otherwise, seems to be my thing.

Title: Drunken Sailors
Author: [ profile] dramaturgca
Rating: Okay, the boys are naked, but it's so very very mild that honestly, I can't make it more than PG.
Warnings: None atall.

Get thee to an AO3
bardic_lady: (couples-frankie reed/matt devlin)
Title: Blue Shirts
Rating: Hard PG (language, suggestions of sexuality)
Pairing: Det. Frankie Red (CSI)/ DS Matt Devlin (L&O|UK)
Notes: This is a teeny tiny snippet of a much larger idea involving casino robberies and Interpol and tranatlantic romance and all sorts of silliness. For the moment though, this is sort of what prompted the whole thing, aside from two very attractive law enforcement officers portrayed by two very attractive actors with proven on-screen chemistry both with a propensity for wearing blue.

Blue Shirts )
bardic_lady: (starbuck - face in the crowd)
Title: Taking Chances (Academy!verse)
Written because I was trying to write my paper and the plotbunny wouldn't shut up. Warn for massive angst (post-Daybreak). I cried for like an hour straight. (So much snot) Hope you like. (This is the song/poem that inspired it: Taking Chances. OMG, I wrote song!fic...)

What do you say? )
bardic_lady: (alia - waiting)
Coming up on four more performances of Hamlet. Give me prompts to write? (I like the Character, Explanation, Line format). Feel free to crossover fandoms if you think I can do it...


*Give me a deity and I'll try to write something

Battlestar Galactica
**Will not write Kara or Lee with anyone else. Will include Boomer/Chief, Athena/Helo, Helo/Racetrack, Racetrack/Hot Dog, Adama/Roslin, Six/Baltar, Kara/Lee/Showboat. Will not write Leoben except as a catalyst.

*Asako/Mihoko (/Kiriyan?)

Bionic Woman
*Sarah/Anyone else (pretty much anywhere)

St. Trinian's

Black Jewels


Sarah Connor
*Cameron/Sarah Corvus(BW)

*Jo Lupo

Tin Man




Slings & Arrows

Spring Awakening


Sailor Moon
*Uranus/Neptune (Haruka/Michiru)
*Pick a pairing and I'll try it

*Sidonie de la Courcel

*Cheshire Cat
*Samantha Cartwright
*Dixon Hill, PI
*Snow Queen
*Give me a situation and a line and I'll try to write something original
bardic_lady: (couples-willow/tara)
Internet, I'm disappointed in you. There's no Misty May/Kerri Walsh fic for me. *shakes head* Bikini clad very snuggly ass slapping isn't good enough for you femmeslashers? Fail.
bardic_lady: (st. trinian's - old school)
St. Trinian's prompt table 41-50 (The bitter end)
by Me
Pairing: Kelly Jones/Annabelle Fritton (except for a couple)
Rating: G - R
Notes: For my wifelet, because she was in Germany and Scotland and I was bored

Go on until you reach the end )
bardic_lady: (st. trinian's - old school)
St. Trinian's prompt table 31-40
by Me
Pairing: Kelly Jones/Annabelle Fritton (except for a couple)
Rating: G - R
Notes: For my wifelet, because she was in Germany and Scotland and I was bored

These went a bit angstier... )
bardic_lady: (st. trinian's - old school)
St. Trinian's prompt table 21-30
by Me
Pairing: Kelly Jones/Annabelle Fritton (except for a couple)
Rating: G - R
Notes: For my wifelet, because she was in Germany and Scotland and I was bored

Part the Third )
bardic_lady: (st. trinian's - old school)
St. Trinian's prompt table 11-20
by Me
Pairing: Kelly Jones/Annabelle Fritton (except for a couple)
Rating: G - R
Notes: For my wifelet, because she was in Germany and Scotland and I was bored

Keep Off Your Head )
bardic_lady: (st. trinian's - old school)
St. Trinian's fic, a prompt table (Part I, four yet to come)
by Me
Pairing: Kelly Jones/Annabelle Fritton (except for a couple)
Rating: G - R
Notes: For my wifelet, because she was in Germany and Scotland and I was bored

Kelly/Annabelle (mostly) prompt table 1-10 )
bardic_lady: (lee - piece of work)
So, last night, I accidentally wrote a snippet of Hornblower fic. This is literally a 'did you trip or something?' bit. I was minding my own business and suddenly Horatio and Archie were conversing in my head. So, here you are.

Title: The Return of Lieutenant Hornblower
Author: Vavia
Rating: PG, unless you go PG-13 for mentions of naughty
Set during "The Frogs and the Lobsters"
Author's Note: Jessamyn, Jessalyn, Jessalove, a wee gift since you feel crappy.

The Return of Lieutenant Hornblower )


Sep. 5th, 2007 05:44 pm
bardic_lady: (starbuck - beyond insane)
On the list of things I'm not allowed to do...

Title: Limerfick
Author: [ profile] dramaturgca
For: [ profile] ailati
Rating: Gonna go R, but anyone who wanted to tell me different would be welcome to...
Summary: Academy fic, featuring a secret poet.
Author's Notes/Warnings: I have a secret weakness for wordplay. All wordplay. Puns, alliteration, haiku, word association, and...the subject of this fic. Dirty limericks. I am deeply, deeply ashamed. I would blame [ profile] sparklegirl79, but the fault is mine. All mine. Thanks go to the aforementioned [ profile] sparklegirl79 and [ profile] corchen and [ profile] fannore for encouraging me. Pretty sure this time I'm beyond insane...Possibly beyond redemption...

Feedback: *steels self* Yes. Good, bad, letters from parents telling me I'm a bad person...

Limerfick )
bardic_lady: (indulgence)
The femmeslash epic. Born out of Milliways, but really only Milliways insofar as the way in which the characters met.

Title: Kindle Fire with Snow
Authors: [ profile] dramaturgca and [ profile] corchen
Rating: Hard R? There is graphic f/f sex here.
Length: Size doesn't matter...No, really, 10,232 words
Characters: The Snow Queen/Jadis, the White Witch of Narnia
Warnings: We don't own these characters, we smut them up for the sheer unmitigated hell of it.
Notes: None in particular. Feedback is love. Criticism, praise, pelting with fruit and/or flowers...The title is from Two Gentlemen of Verona. The fic can also be found at [ profile] corchen.

Kindle Fire with Snow: )
bardic_lady: (peace)
Hokay, fic (here read SMUT) is now almost 9400 words and still not done. Hee. 'Tis hot (and cold) lesbian smut. 'Tis very very pretty.

Umm...Also, LJ is wanktastic and wanktacular again. Teehee. *grabs foil hat and marshmallows*

Need to shower and have real dinner. Someone poke me around midnight (an hour from now) and if I haven't gotten my ass up, thwap me.
bardic_lady: (self-realisation)

bardic_lady: (muse!fic)
New Muse!fic at [ profile] o_for_a_muse

Beach Muses
bardic_lady: (dreams)
Look up a little, past the noisy, working world of the sea. Look up and see the moon and the clouds that swirl across the night sky. Prick out the tiny glittering flecks that are stars so very far away. Above the splashing rabble of the sea, it is quiet and serene. The air holds itself aloof from the rush of business in the water. There is a waiting, wondering hush full of could-bes and will-bes and fly away nows that sweeps out over the whirl of life in the sea. It unfurls its great muffling wings and spreads them like a down blanket over everything, shimmering and fluttering with memories of last night, last month, last year, when it all began millennia ago on a night that looked a lot like this one, with the moonbeams and the clouds and all the world waiting to see what would be said first in the silence above the sea.
bardic_lady: (innuendo)
Okay, definitely not the best fic I've read, or even the best I've read tonight, but...

[ profile] lornelover, if you can make it to the fifth section, I think you'll find some dialogue that will make you laugh REALLY hard...

Savor the Flavour by Heuradys
bardic_lady: (innuendo)
Due South recs for [ profile] lornelover, first one featuring mussed hair, bondage, and porn, as well as Dief and a cat:

It's All in the Wrist by Aristide.

Second one featuring Turnbull as animal rights activist, references to panda-hugging, gun-toting, Norwegian gorillas, lots of hot sex, and vibrators as signs of gay Satan:

Foreign Territory by Aristide.

Also, let it be here noted that Paul Gross himself gave fans permission to play with his characters in 1998. So there.
bardic_lady: (mad orin)
My very first BSG fic, written on a plotbunny from SparkleGirl6979.

Title: First Time for Everything
Author: Viviana
Rating: PG to PG-13 for language
Pairing: none specifically, knowing my biases, pre-Kara/Lee
Spoilers: None. No really. NONE.
Summary: Kara Thrace ends up in a Fleet cell for striking an asshole. The first time.
Disclaimer: These characters do not belong to me, they belong to Ron Moore and his band of merry people. I wish they were mine.
Author's Notes: Unbeta'd. All mistakes are my own. MINE, I TELL YOU! MINE!
Feedback: Is like unto gold.

First Time for Everything )

January 2015



I Cannot Hide What I Am

I must be sad when I have cause and smile
at no man's jests, eat when I have stomach and wait
for no man's leisure, sleep when I am drowsy and
tend on no man's business, laugh when I am merry and
claw no man in his humour...
I had rather be a canker in a hedge than a rose in
his grace, and it better fits my blood to be
disdained of all than to fashion a carriage to rob
love from any: in this, though I cannot be said to
be a flattering honest man, it must not be denied
but I am a plain-dealing villain. I am trusted with
a muzzle and enfranchised with a clog; therefore I
have decreed not to sing in my cage. If I had my
mouth, I would bite; if I had my liberty, I would do
my liking: in the meantime let me be that I am and
seek not to alter me.

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